Shipping policy

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Every CMC tee is printed fresh just for you — we don't hold inventory, which means your shirt hasn't been sitting in a warehouse gathering dust. It gets made when you order it.

Production time: 2–5 business days
Shipping time (US): 3–7 business days after dispatch
Total estimated delivery: 5–12 business days from order date

Free shipping on US orders $85+ — because we reward people who know a good thing when they see more than one.

Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can follow your tee all the way to your door. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely — we support both approaches.

Where we ship:
We currently ship within the United States. International shipping may be available — email us at hello@calmmonkeyclub.com to ask.

Shipping times are estimates. We're not rushing, you're not rushing, nobody's rushing.